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  Los Angeles Cacophony Society
   
 

The Reverend Al Roast
   
 

Reverend Al, the Grand Instigator of Los Angeles Cacophony, the man responsible for so much wasted time, energy, and "talent," received his just deserts at a roast on Thursday night, April 12, 2001, after 10 whole years of jackassery.

Chicken John emceed the rowdy bunch of hecklers, gnudniks, and comedians who offered touching tributes to Reverend Al the no-talent, sodomite, has-been, cipher, tagalong, copycat, loser, Scientologist, phantom, messianic egomaniac, and moral cripple, to name a few of the wonderful traits he's managed to impress people with over the years.
   
  Here the reverend assumes his proper role as a sacrificial lamp -- er, lamb. saclamb
  briand The indomitable Brian Doherty remembers the days when he and Al were still friends, before Brian got wise.
 

A drunken Chicken John brought one of his rambling monologues down with him from San Francisco. Look closely, and you will see that although he has left his glass of alcohol elsewhere, he still thinks he has it in his hand.

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  exwife Many of Al's ex-wives were in attendance, including Dominique, whose feelings for him are still evident.
  Ivan Kassimoff enjoys the show as Al is pelted with empty beer bottles, Peeps, and fake blood. ivank
  Kim Cooper looks into Al's eyes as she says with feeling, "a whole gallon of vomit on my cat and carpet."
  two dorks Two friends of Al from his high school days recalled how he found acceptance with dorks like them.
   
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