Ex-Straight Ministries at the Sunset Junction

A few cacophonists ventured forth to convert, in the name of Jesus Christ, straight people to homosexuality. Risking martyrdom, we wandered among the heathen crowd at the Sunset Junction street fair, handing out pamphlets detailing the sinful practices of heterosexuals and offering salvation through gayness.

Some members of the already-gay choir were merely amused, treating our serious and scientifically verifiable mission with an inappropriate levity. Never mind them. When it comes to doing the Lord's work, the Los Angeles Cacophony Society is willing to risk not being taken seriously.

Many thanks to the various ex-gay Christian groups for inspiring this event. In their honor, we dressed as evangelists and prophets and carried a cross with a baby nailed to it to symbolize the evils of overpopulation. The baby was actually a doll, in case you're worried, and the blood was barbecue sauce.